Time Is Running Out
Nobel Peace Prize recipient Mother Teresa was loved by millions.
How’s she doing now?
Oh, she’s dead.
Albert Einstein is the smartest dead guy around.
Did you know that in 2008 there were 37,261 alcohol-impaired motor vehicle fatalities in the United States? *
Well that’s just fucking dandy.
What else is going on… hmmm… let’s see…
About 2,400,000 American’s die each year. Homicides and poisonings each float around 17,000. And about 178,000 die from medical or hospital error each year.
Approxiately 1.8 people die every second around the earth.
By the time you’ve started reading this scentence 36 people have passed.
You could have a deadly cancer growing in your brain right now, or you might be stabbed to death pulling money out of the cash machine this evening.
So quit fucking around.
Have Some Perspective
This life isn’t forever so don’t fool yourself: you’re going to fucking DIE!
What’s my point?
There’s nothing negative that any super cute girl can do or say that will ultimately matter in the span of your life time.
When you REALLY know that you’re going to die someday it gives you perspective.
And when you have REAL perspective you just might realize that asking out that girl will have little to no consequence on the rest of your life. The best thing that could happen is that she turns out to be hilarious and fun and improves the rest what little time you have left.
The worst thing that could happen is that she says, “Gross, no!” and walks away into a faded memory, thereby stepping out of your way so that your dream woman can finally show up.
Life is too short to fuck around worrying about what some girl thinks of you at the grociery store. So stop wasting time and go talk to every women you find adorable or hot.
Make her laugh, flirt, and line up that coffee date!
Do it before you’re fucking dead!
Winston Churchill: We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
Buckminster Fuller: Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
Helen Keller: No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
Jackie Robinson: A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Dr. Benjamin Spock: Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes us feel fulfilled.
Mark Twain: The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
David Sarnoff: We cannot banish dangers, but we can banish fears. We must not demean life by standing in awe of death.
Charles Caleb Colton: The plainest man who pays attention to women, will sometimes succeed as well as the handsomest man who does not.
Paris Hilton: No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.