I’d Hate To Be A Girl


Don’t Complain.

If you’re a dude who complains that women have it so easy in the dating game, it’s time to shut your f*** hole (that’s your mouth.) Time to put on your Big Girl Pants and toughen up.

When you approach a girl the worst thing that could happen is she doesn’t like you. Perhaps your ego will feel bruised, but that’s actually a good thing… your ego is useless. USELESS. Bruise it, beat it, and defeat it!

When a guy approaches a girl the worst thing that could happen is she ends up raped and murdered.

Doesn’t seem comparable.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the inner fears, insecurities, and real dangers that women grow up with. It can be a judgmental and dangerous world for them.

Respect that and behave accordingly.

~ Robby

P.S. Here’s some clues as to the inner conflicts women struggle with.
Statistics. Clue 1. Clue 2. Clue 3. Clue 4.

P.P.S. Don’t get me wrong… I love women and if I magically became a woman I’d be super happy. Mostly because I’d be a super hot lesbian and because I’d spend most of my day at home in the tub playing with myself.

7 thoughts on “I’d Hate To Be A Girl

  1. Jonathan says:

    I understand where you're coming from with this piece. You're right, women do have it rough in many ways, but I don't think it compares to Americanized men. Men in America commit suicide at a much higher rate, and are beginning to experience body image issues more frequently. At the end of the day, woman are the ones who choose their mates and not the other way around. Men always have the be the bread winners (and i'm complaining, I love being the provider!) but women have an alternative plan where they can give up on a life of providing for herself and just wait for some poor sap to come sweep them off their feet and make her his wife. If you told american men to push their egos to the limit for a whole week the majority of them would kill themselves before the 7th day. We can blame this on many things (school, society, media etc.), but truth of the matter is men and their egos go hand in hand, you can't kill one off without the other. Women face more obstacles, but men suffer more psychologically.

    • Robert Belland says:

      Oh Jonny. Any obstacles women face it's because of other women, and men. That's why it's a problem. And if men suffer more psychologically, it's because of their own lack of knowledge, social networks, or life skills. It's not comparable. Women have to struggle against the world, while men are only struggling within themselves. In a broad stroke kinda sense.

  2. Andrew says:

    Would you say it is a "Man's World, and Women just live in it"? Everyone says that God created us in his own Image, and would you say that God is a Male?

    • Robby says:

      I don't believe in generalities like "it's a man's world" or even "heaven or hell." I grew up "Catholic" but I've grown into being an atheist.

      What I DO believe is this… the quality of your life is directly related to the quality of the emotions you choose to have. We humans have a terrible track record for creating pain for ourselves. We do this by comparing ourselves to everyone else in order to feel good or bad about ourselves. Which is a waste of time. I can't compare myself to you because you and I have two very different lives, different beliefs, different mindsets, etc. So instead I try to not compare myself to others, I try not to judge myself, and I try to not to walk around blaming others for having a better or worse life than me.

      In return my life is more calm and happy. I suggest you try something similar to see if it's a fit for you.

      ~ Robby

    • Robby says:

      Guys might hate me for this, but ya. I'd really hate to be a girl. They are physically smaller and weaker than us guys, which makes them have to work harder in all aspects of life just to feel equal. But they do have advantages.. they see aspects of love and life that I'll never understand or appreciate. They have bodies I love to look at and touch, and they have an amazing ability to change my mood from sour to sweet.

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